An Old Man Approaches the White House

One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across
Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in
and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to
the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry"

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is
not President and doesn't reside here."

The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the
very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President
Kerry."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the
President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said,
"Sir, see you tomorrow, Sir.

Brilliant Democrats

Here is what we are dealing with. Go to www.fuckthesouth.com. Its amazing that the Democrats can't win any Southern states with such brilliant spokespeople.

I read a New York Times article where the author stated that she has to "hold her nose" as she flies over the South and Middle America. I'm glad these arrogant jerks are miserable.

Bush: The Brilliant Politician

Here is a great article from CNN.com that praises Bush's political abilities. Definitely a must read.

Michael Moore's Ramblings

I've said for the last four years that no matter what the outcome of the 2004 Presidential Election, Democrats would say Bush cheated if he won again. Michael Moore is putting forward a theory that the poll exit results were accurate, but that the electronic voting machines were hacked into. This fat idiot can't take the fact that his fraudumentary didn't sway the election. Read more here.

Talk About Dodging a Bullet

Its now come out that John Kerry met with terrorists during the Vietnam War. Thank goodness he lost. Read more about it here.