The Governator's Yard Sale

This is what I'm talking about! Arnold has promised to eliminate California's deficit, and he's doing simple things to get it done. This weekend, the State of California is holding a yard sale on the lawn of the state capitol (no, I'm not joking). California, like all states, has acquired a bunch of excess junk over the years. Instead of letting it rot or go to waste, Arnold is selling it all off. Items include cars, computers, furniture, and over 30,000 pairs of scissors. The sale is predicted to raise millions of dollars. What a great idea! If more politicians were willing to take Arnold's no nonesense approach, the government would be able to use our money more efficiently and we'd all pay lower taxes. I want W to have a national yard sale on the White House lawn ASAP.